Paul Montoya
Paul Montoya is our 6th most prolific reviewer, right behind Lyndsie
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Flight of the Conchords maximum geniusity displayed in "Fu Du Fafa" and "Mutha Uckas." TV show is also hilarious. ★★★★★
November 26, 2008 21:30 § -
Western Greens Country Club Zero stars based on the clientele. $10 for 18 holes with coupon...still not worth it.
September 29, 2008 16:11 § -
Peaches Even don't-kill-anything vegans have no problems killing peaches, probably because they're so delicious. ★★★★★
September 09, 2008 19:44 § -
Doritos Blazin' Buffalo and Ranch possibly the best chips ever made. ★★★★★
September 08, 2008 19:46 § -
ESPN The Magazine so many minute stats to bask in. So many stats. ★★★★
September 04, 2008 13:21 § -
GM employee discount for everyone Slap in the face to every GM employee. One star because it means I could get a discount. ★
September 03, 2008 01:20 § -
The Meadows Golf Digest gives it 4.5 stars, but Golf Digest doesn't have Marne to compare it to. I do. ★★★★★
August 07, 2008 18:43 § -
Phone calls on the golf course only reason you need a phone on the course is to take photos to prove great shots. Jerks. Zero.
July 31, 2008 13:56 § -
The Pines, Wyoming pin placement on 16 was on a steep slope. Hole rim was significantly slanted. Not fair. Five putts. ★★★
July 27, 2008 15:52 § -
Pheasant Golf Club, Borculo 9-hole, par-36 course. Inexpensive and great for an afternoon round of 9 - 9 more would be nice. ★★★
July 22, 2008 20:34 § -
The Dark Knight Pretty dang good screenplay, and very well executed. Watching it again in my head. ★★★★★
July 21, 2008 02:47 § -
Best Buy's free shipping Ordered an in-stock item 8 days ago--don't have it. Ordered an in-stock item 4 days ago--got it today. ★★
July 18, 2008 19:17 § -
Recreational sports I wish Recreational Sports Player was a legitimate, life-supporting profession. ★★★★★
July 17, 2008 17:39 § -
Adidas Outlet store Too cheap to pass up. I now appear to have a sponsor, although that sponsor doesn't know about it. ★★★
July 15, 2008 13:56 § -
Business-card-sized scorecards convenient, non-intrusive, ingenious. ★★★★
July 12, 2008 14:03 § -
Golf carts useful for controlling parade crowds or as a status symbol in a retirement community--but not for golf. Walk, jerks. ★★
July 11, 2008 15:09 § -
Spreadsheets 140 characters cannot convey all the great things about spreadsheets. Math, stats, science--even a bit of art. ★★★★★
July 11, 2008 13:23 § -
Sand Creek Golf Course, Marne, MI No sand, no doglegs, no par 5s, no fairways--but plenty of Jons-to-gos. ★★★
June 30, 2008 12:46 § -
Detroit Red Wings Stanley Cup champions. ★★★★★
June 05, 2008 04:09 § -
Henrik Zetterberg's performance in game 4 ★★★★★
June 01, 2008 16:22 § -
Indiana Jones IV just as I remember the other three: "well, once was certainly enough." Good movie for 6-year-olds, though. ★★
May 31, 2008 15:01 § -
Steve Wilkos Behemoth berates bad blokes and babes. Bald. ★★★★
May 27, 2008 14:19 § -
Clutch in Traverse City best show I've been to in a long time, including Clutch a couple months ago. ★★★★★
May 26, 2008 15:14 § -
Hammer Raw Anger low price, impressive revs, good traction, carries through the 5, rarely leaves splits even on missed shots. ★★★★
May 21, 2008 20:17 § -
Being the only bowler in the entire bowling alley Should become a cliche for a relaxing, glorious experience. ★★★★★
May 20, 2008 20:43 § -
1340 AM, West Michigan Whitecaps!?!?!?!? The Red Wings are in the conference finals, jerks. Whitecaps? No. Zero stars.
May 09, 2008 13:19 § -
Collar stays aren't very effective since they collect in the bottom of the dryer, where they stay forever. Nice decorations. ★★★
May 08, 2008 20:37 § -
NIN, The Slip everything Mr. Reznor does will be compared unfavorably to The Fragile, but this isn't extremely below. ★★★★
May 08, 2008 16:52 § -
Snickers Charged It's an unhealthier Snickers in a heavier wrapper. No point at all. Two stars because it tastes like Snickers. ★★
May 08, 2008 16:20 § -
Gatorade Tiger tastes like watered-down Popsicle syrup, and I just shot an 18 on a par-70 course. ★★★
May 08, 2008 15:15 § -
24-ounce beer cans look nice in the store, economical, but must be consumed too quickly and make one look like a NASCAR fan. ★★
May 07, 2008 13:09 § -
Nine Inch Nails maybe I'm just out of the loop, but I had no idea they'd spring 46 new tracks on me out of nowhere. Thanks. ★★★★★
May 06, 2008 14:21 § -
ESPN Zone, Times Square closes at 11. What happened to the never-sleeps thing? The Red Wings were in Denver, you jerks. ★
May 02, 2008 17:51 § -
NYC Walk through with a Tigers hat, get nods from Detroiters. Walk through with a Mac laptop case, get nods from nerds. ★★★★
April 30, 2008 21:54 § -
Scratch bowling leagues guys who actually know what they're doing blow me away every game. No handicap to save me. Big fun. ★★★★
April 25, 2008 20:48 § -
Throwing cigarettes out car windows Jackasses. Zero stars.
April 25, 2008 14:48 § -
Pie charts in microrevie.ws Deliciously mathy. ★★★★★
April 24, 2008 16:45 § -
Advice could be good or bad. ★★★
April 24, 2008 14:05 § -
Oxygen excellent gas for breathing--sustains life in many species. ★★★★★
April 23, 2008 21:27 § -
Dishes useful for putting food on for easy consumption. ★★★★
April 23, 2008 13:33 § -
Company "green" stories You're all "committed to the environment." You're also all the same...shut up. ★
April 22, 2008 18:46 § -
Federal Employer Identification Numbers My assumption of a fee and a process was wrong. Free and takes 3 minutes online. ★★★★
April 22, 2008 00:24 § -
FreeCell Time for nerds to realize the real reason Macs are superior: PCs come standard with addictive FreeCell. ★★
April 21, 2008 18:36 § -
Seattle, WA Crazy VA guy at the train station, easy to smuggle beer into Safeco, no sign of Frasier, whole city is walkable. ★★★★
April 21, 2008 15:35 § -
Mickey Redmond he is to hockey what Rod Allen is to baseball. ★★★★★
April 20, 2008 18:36 § -
Rod Allen he is to baseball what Mickey Redmond is to hockey. ★★★★★
April 20, 2008 18:36 § -
Tennis you + person of similar ability to you = incredible athletic experience. ★★★★★
April 19, 2008 15:29 § -
Atlanta, GA Chino was my waiter for lunch and 8 hours later for dinner. 2 hours after that, he was in my hotel bar, drunk. ★★★★
April 19, 2008 15:12 § -
The Contract Freeman: "What are you, a cop?" Cusack: "Used to be. Not now. I teach high-school gym." ★★★★★, for the wrong reasons.
April 18, 2008 17:30 § -
Elevator Up paid me a mere five days after receiving my bill. These people are heroes and examples to be followed. ★★★★★
April 11, 2008 14:04 § -
Vancouver, BC crazy guy named Fiji says Chuck Norris owes him money and calls me Brian despite never introducing myself. ★★★★★
April 11, 2008 12:51 § -
Lokers wheelchair ramp Three kids ran down it, even though it made their trip longer. Must be a success. ★★★★
April 10, 2008 17:52 § -
Ticketmaster $14 + $14 = $41.55. That is not proper math.
April 10, 2008 16:04 § -
CSS Naked Day Nerds change the real message of a site to one of self-aggrandizing glory for their nerd friends. And it's ugly.
April 09, 2008 19:10 §