Tijs Teulings

Tijs Teulings is our 4th most prolific reviewer, right behind Matt Slack

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  1. ★★★★★ (11 Reviews)
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  1. Tijs Teulings Tijs Teulings Top Reviewer thinks…

    Valkyrie considering Tom Cruise stars in it this is quite a reasonable movie ★★★★

    August 22, 2010 18:39 §
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    Brooklyns Finest rather heavy-handed but solid cop movie. It's like The Wire but with less jokes ★★★

    August 20, 2010 21:37 §
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    Modern Family loving this series. The dialog is a match to 30 Rock which is quite the compliment as far as I am concerned ★★★★★

    July 27, 2010 21:30 §
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    Date Night nice & solid action comedy with some neat twists. Guaranteed good time ★★★★

    July 25, 2010 20:08 §
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    Mr. Nobody quasi-philosophical movie that gets repetitive at times but offers enough visual and plot charm to entertain ★★★

    July 25, 2010 20:05 §
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    Forgetting Sarah Marshall Really quite funny, in a romantic sort of way ★★★

    July 08, 2010 20:53 §
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    Kick-Ass Not that bad actually. Right dose of cynicism works to make over the top plot fun instead of just stupid ★★★★

    May 30, 2010 18:08 §
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    In the Loop This brit (don't call me english) and US cooperation is excellent. Superb actors and best offensive dialog ever ★★★★★

    May 09, 2010 10:42 §
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    Land of the Lost a script written by a teenager high on shrooms. But it's just a Will Ferrell backdrop so thats ok ★★★

    May 09, 2010 10:37 §
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    The Wackness great film about a kid in NYC hanging out, selling weed and growing up. Superb role for Sir Ben Kingsley ★★★★

    April 25, 2010 19:13 §
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    The road not enough originality here to warrant the long form, would have made an ok short ★★

    March 13, 2010 13:09 §
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    Capitalism: A Love Story Michael Moore gets out of the way more and gives room to his stories. Both horrifying & hopeful ★★★★

    March 05, 2010 07:08 §
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    The Lovely Bones pretty good story, great bad guy. But sentimental level is up to eleven, it's too long and the music is awful ★★

    February 28, 2010 22:54 §
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    The Box ok thriller. Bit of a tv movie or twilight zone episode feel to it but entertaining enough ★★

    February 28, 2010 22:51 §
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    The Temptation of St. Tony The darkest of dark comedies. Fellini like weirdness, fun and horror ★★★★★

    February 06, 2010 18:04 §
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    The men who stare at goats Funny movie but bit of a tacked on morale. Don't miss the docu on the same topic ★★★

    January 31, 2010 00:56 §
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    The Serious Man Somehow reminded me of the le gendarme movies, only jewish... i guess i'll "Embrace the mystery" ★★★★

    January 31, 2010 00:50 §
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    Up in the Air Loved it. too sentimental? nah. It's so well made and acted that it gets away with that easy ★★★★★

    January 16, 2010 23:14 §
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    Whip It Fuckin' A! pretty cool movie. Somehow Drew Barrymore can act, be cool, cute -and- direct it would seem. ★★★★

    January 16, 2010 23:05 §
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    Push ok-ish sf/action flick. Sort of 2 smoking barrels meets Heroes ★★★

    January 06, 2010 20:59 §
  21. Tijs Teulings Tijs Teulings Top Reviewer thinks…

    Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa The Madagascar films are always good for a bit of a lift ★★★★

    January 06, 2010 20:53 §
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    Julie & Julia Smart & romantic unlike most in this genre. An intelligent romcom that will strike a chord with foodies ★★★★

    January 06, 2010 20:51 §
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    zombieland enough splatters to keep the likes of Dexter happy. Simple fun for the family ★★★

    January 06, 2010 20:47 §
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    Where the Wild Things Are an annoying kid and depressed monsters don't make for a very good movie. Very boring sadly 

    December 27, 2009 23:22 §
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    Avatar 3D wow what a rush. it's completely silly but i had a great time. And the 3D thing really does add something special ★★★★★

    December 26, 2009 23:57 §
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    Surrogates take a current idea. work out the dark side. bingo, a SF movie. nothing groundbreaking but fine entertainment ★★★

    December 23, 2009 22:36 §
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    Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs you can safely skip this one, unless you really dig animated flying food 

    December 20, 2009 18:05 §
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    Funny People has it moments, but somehow lacks the authenticity to pull of the funny vs. dramatic thing ★★

    December 20, 2009 18:04 §
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    Up crazy good character animation. good fun movie overall ★★★★

    December 17, 2009 09:22 §
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    Into the Wild Exquisitely made, and heartbreaking. left me a little bit wiser perhaps. ★★★★★

    December 12, 2009 22:49 §
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    Il divo it's really interesting. but really hard to follow if your not already somewhat familiar with the story ★★★

    December 12, 2009 21:32 §
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    Who Killed the Electric Car? watched in light of COP15. how politics and ignorance can kill the best of ideas ★★★★

    December 12, 2009 21:22 §
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    Caos calmo very italian and very charming. Enjoyed it a lot ★★★★

    December 08, 2009 17:00 §
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    Wall-E it's disney so corny. but hey, who doesn't love cute robots ★★★★

    December 08, 2009 16:57 §
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    Moon One of the more original films i've seen in a while. Simple yet effective ★★★★

    November 26, 2009 22:17 §
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    The Informant! Great story, fun movie. But you can't really go wrong with the Soderbergh and Matt Damon combi ★★★★

    November 26, 2009 22:15 §
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    Whatever Works Larry David plays lovable grumpy old man in typical Woody Allen story. Good fun if a bit predictable ★★★

    October 16, 2009 22:48 §
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    GI Joe this movie obviously sucks, but that doesn't mean you can't have some fun on it's behalf ★★

    October 16, 2009 22:44 §
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    9 what a soulless piece of shit film 

    September 16, 2009 21:21 §
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    Inglorious Basterds a classic Tarantino, love the uncomfortable conversations and gratuitous violence ★★★★

    September 06, 2009 22:11 §
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    Religulous Bill Maher's search for a simple truth: why do usually sane people believe in fairy tales? ★★★★

    June 21, 2009 09:44 §
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    La fille du RER it tells the story but doesn't really succeed to pull you in to the movie ★★

    June 21, 2009 09:42 §
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    How to Lose Friends & Alienate People rather tame film considering the subject matter. Standard but entertaining RomCom. ★★★

    June 21, 2009 09:40 §
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    Yes Man Rather hilarious, contrary to expectations. Laughed hard throughout. ★★★★

    May 06, 2009 21:51 §
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    Role Models mildly entertaining ★★

    May 06, 2009 21:49 §
  46. Tijs Teulings Tijs Teulings Top Reviewer thinks…

    s. Darko avoid this boring flick. It's more proof for the theory that sequals suck 

    May 06, 2009 21:49 §
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    Watchmen Who fired the editor? ★★

    May 02, 2009 23:24 §
  48. Tijs Teulings Tijs Teulings Top Reviewer thinks…

    Let the Right One In Best vampire movie ever. If you thought vampires couldn't be cute and swedish you were mistaken ★★★★★

    May 02, 2009 23:02 §
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    Slumdog Millionaire Mixed feelings. Gorgeous cinematography and nice uptempo script but rather cliched in a lot of scenes ★★★

    February 01, 2009 11:06 §
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    Son of Rambow super cute and quirky brit film about friendship. Guess it's a kids movie but your just a big kid anyway right?

    February 01, 2009 11:04 §
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    Los Bastardos See two mexican immigrants, and the world around them, fail in long shots that fail to invoke any tension ★★

    January 25, 2009 11:52 §
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    The Baby Formula Lovely feelgood mockumentary, slightly over the top but guaranteed laughs ★★★★★

    January 25, 2009 11:50 §
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    The Fall it's like a bad trip produced by the Disney studios. ★★★

    January 11, 2009 11:13 §
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    Choke sweet, mad and really very funny ★★★★★

    January 10, 2009 23:57 §
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    American Teen 2008 documentary my ass ★★

    January 10, 2009 22:27 §
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    Pineapple Express as far as stoner movies go this is a work of art ★★★★

    November 21, 2008 23:23 §
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    Burn After Reading Yes! Finally a kickass Coen again ★★★★★

    November 14, 2008 22:55 §
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    Wanted a really rather silly storyline, but packed with gorgeous action scenes ★★

    November 08, 2008 11:58 §
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    Iron Man totally carried by Robert Downey jr, but quite entertaining in the comics genre ★★★

    November 01, 2008 22:37 §
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    Tropic Thunder pretty damn funny ★★★★

    November 01, 2008 22:31 §
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    Rendition makes you want to go and kick washington ass. Just plain riveting too ★★★★

    October 10, 2008 21:07 §
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    dark knight rather too much moralistic bullcrap, could have been an hour shorter ★★★

    September 06, 2008 22:44 §
  63. Tijs Teulings Tijs Teulings Top Reviewer thinks…

    Das Leben der Anderen (2006) fascinating look into an alien place that was so close by. Both hopeful and heart-breaking ★★★★★

    May 25, 2008 12:36 §
  64. Tijs Teulings Tijs Teulings Top Reviewer thinks…

    Kashmir, Javastraat 67, Den Haag probably the best indian restaurant in the hague. Always ordered out never eaten in though ★★★★

    May 21, 2008 17:24 §
  65. Tijs Teulings Tijs Teulings Top Reviewer thinks…

    Charlie Wilson's War great movie. Charming, funny and thought provoking. Too bad Tom Hanks is always still Tom Hanks ★★★★

    May 12, 2008 18:42 §
  66. Tijs Teulings Tijs Teulings Top Reviewer thinks…

    Bottle Rocket bit of a letdown after seeing his Wes Anderson's other films. It's funny but slightly boring as well ★★★

    May 12, 2008 18:39 §
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    Dexter great series, thoroughly human, which is weird seeing how it's about a serial killer ★★★★

    May 12, 2008 18:35 §